Message
From: "The WOMPUS FAMILY,"

We've been able to put
together, one of the largest and scariest Haunted
Trails in the Southeast. The trail covers close to 16 acres,
with parking
and easy in, easy out routes for your convenience. The parking
lot is not
far from the entrance to the trail and not far from the
exit but it is just
far enough from the Creatures that inhibit the woods that
you get to
experience. The Trail operates on selected days, beginning
on the second
weekend in October and continuing for approximately 20 days.
Make sure to check our
schedule to see which days we are open. We have a small
canteen and several
port-a-johns for your conscience.
We will always have Deputy Sheriff Officers on duty and,
we have a
security force working the woods as to offer assistance
and protection as
you travel these Deep Dark Woods of constant fright. When
you arrive,
purchase your ticket and step right up. This year, due to
demand, we will
have special tickets available where for an extra, small
fee, you can
purchase a reserve ticket and it will entitle you to go
to the front of any
waiting line and have your place reserved for no waiting
and having to hear
all the screams of the night, coming out from the dark shadows.
However,
last year, the very longest waiting time, on our busiest
weekend night, was
only a little over 45 min. as we moved the groups into the
woods and on the
trail at a steady rate. On the weekdays, the crowd is less
and almost never
over a 10 min. line to wait in. Most times, it's buy a ticket,
and then,
hang on to your Heart.
The trail takes approximately 35 to 45 minutes to complete
and the Fright
is plentiful. WARNING, this is no two minute trail! No turning
back, once
the entrance door is slammed shut! From a high-bridge built
by a special
team of 9 and 10 year olds, to the smelly ole cave to a
dark, cold swamp, an
old creepy Grave yard, and Dungeon, to the Monster Motel
where the Creatures
will try to invite you to spend the night, to all the other
surprises that
Wompus Woods dishes out at you, the adventure is awesome.
Oh! Watch out for
the wet spots, some people get more scared than others...hehehe...AND...
watch out behind "EVERY " tree, no telling who
or what's watching you as you
walk these Deep, Dark woods! The "WOMPUS," well,
we've seen him in person,
or should we say, in huge form, only 4 times in the last
few years, however,
he sees us every time that you make a step. Read the History
of the WOMPUS
and then you'll have to decide if you still want to chance
it. Just
remember, It will be worse than your worst Nightmare....
If you still insist on chancing your fate, then welcome,
because we
absolutely love to throw everything that we can at you,
up to the point that
the Law will allow, or that your poor ole soul can take.
Don't be a little
surprised at a the sound of a few chainsaws, they are wonderful
tools that
can cut the biggest trees down and, drown out the horrible
Screams that
fills these woods after dark. The chattering sound you hear
is probably you
and your friends teeth as you go deeper and deeper in the
forest where the
"WOMPUS" claims. You will come in contact with
a few Goblins, Creatures,
Beast, and , "Oh my GOD," who knows what. Last
year, over 140 different ones
helped Wompus Woods come at you. This year, it's even better!
These
Creatures are all volunteers who had rather slice your Heart
out than sleep.
Ever tried to crawl thru the woods, without arms or legs,
and leaving a
bloody trail.... Still wanta chance it... What's matter,
you crazy or
something???
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK... NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACCIDENTS...Like
all
places, open to the public, there has to be rules to LIVE
by... We don't
allow alcohol or intoxicated people at Wompus Woods. This
is a FUN place and
a SCARY place. Remember, it's open to everyone, families,
church groups,
college groups, high school and all grade students and anyone
else, hoping
to get the wits scared out of them. If Wompus Woods don't
scare you, face
it, you're already dead. Coming with groups are the most
fun as you get to
laugh at each other but if you are only a couple or an individual,
we'll put
you in a group so you don't chance it alone.
Once you enter the Trail, which is done at your own risk,
absolutely no
cell phones on, keep all belongings secured as things tend
to fall out of
your pockets as you scamper around these woods, and "No
Smoking" in these
woods at all. No fires permitted and no kind of lights what
so ever can be
used. (Maybe just the full moon light will be permitted.)
No
Eating or drinking on trail and no getting off the assigned
trail. You will
be walking so please, wear shoes with good bottoms and snake
bite
resistance. Naturally, there's briars in the woods as there
are brush,
sticks, roots, and rocks, so it's a very good idea to wear
long pants...
SAFETY, is Wompus Woods number 1 priority and the Fire and
Rescue Teams
are only minutes away. Since the woods is outside, the weather
plays a major
role. If it's foggy or misty rain, it's even scarier. If
is a steady, medium
rain, then the trail will most likely not open. You can
call the numbers
provided to check. If it is a heavy rain, the trail will
close and should a
thunder bumper pop up, then everyone must leave the woods
at once.
Lightening doesn't play games and neither do we, period.
Absolutely, NO
umbrellas are allowed in the trail at anytime. Just way
to dangerous! NO
HITTING ANY MONSTER, CREATURE, OR WORKER AT ANYTIME, FOR
ANY REASON. It's not worth going to jail and we do prosecute
this behavior. Remember, you're
here for fun and it's not fun to get punched, kicked, or
hurt in any way.
Some has tried, some has went to jail.... It's not worth
trying to be MR.
BILLY BAD BUTT....You'll lose ... simply as that...
Please use common sense at all time. Be considerate of your
friends,
neighbors, and Wompus Woods. We're here so you can have
a super fun place to
take your friends. Help us keep it that way. If you knowingly
violate the
rules, you will be asked to leave, at any point and absolutely
no monies
will be refunded. If you survive and you liked the fright,
please tell your
friends so Wompus Woods can continue to grow and offer you
such a frightful
experience. If you don't like it, tell a supervisor or someone
on duty at
Wompus Woods. We can make things better, but sometimes we
just don't know
that there is a problem until someone points it out. Remember,
not
everything will scare everyone, all the time, some things
scare some more
than others and some, well, like I said earlier, they're
just Brain Dead and
nothing can wake them up. But you can be assured, we'll
scare most and we'll
do it with the hopes that you'll tell a few friends and
maybe bring them
back and let us scare their pants off, too...
Good Luck and we'll be PRAYING FOR YOU TO MAKE IT OUT.....
WAITING 4-U.... THE "WOMPUS WOODS FAMILY"
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